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Andy Rooney Quotes
Andrew Aitken Rooney (born January 14, 1919) is an American radio and television writer. He became most famous as a humorist and commentator with his weekly broadcast A Few Minutes With Andy Rooney, a part of the CBS news program 60 Minutes since 1979.
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Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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